Tonight while we were singing “The Chapel Doors,” one of my youngsters was playing with a “pirate island” toy. When you push down the toy’s button, a mangy pirate voice yells out one-liners like, “HANDS OFF ME GOLD!” and “X MARKS THE SPOT!”
Well, as we were singing, the button got pushed at the just the right (wrong?) moment and this is what could be heard:
“The Chapel Doors seem to say to me….. aarrrggghh! THERE’S NO ESCAPE!”
If they only knew the true irony here....