Me: Do you remember when we were talking about the silent "e" at the end of a word? Well, the "t" in "listen" is also a silent letter.
Him: Oh, you mean it's just supposed to shut-up and not say anything?
Me giggling: Uh, yah, it's just supposed to shut-up and not say anything.
S & M (ha) wielding the toys they've turned into swords and shields and running around the house
S: I'm the king of the world!
M: Me! King! Too!
Me: All right, you finished your homework. Good job, sweetie!
Him: Mama, I want to do more homework.
Me: Well, sweetie, we don't have any more right now, and it's actually time to get ready for bed. I promise we'll do more tomorrow.
Him getting grumpy: I want to do more homework right now!
Me thinking: This can't be my kid